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Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

40

English |

Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!

42

English

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The happiest people
don't have everything in life ..
They just make the best of everything
that life brings their way..

20

English

Nothing incredible is accomplished alone.
You need others to help you,
and you need to help others..

00

English |

Laws are the spider's webs which,
if anything small falls into them they ensnare it,
but large things break through and escape.
- Solon

00

English |

मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

325

Hindi |

देख तेरे संसार की हालत क्या हो गई भगवान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
सूरज न बदला चाँद न बदला
ना बदला रे आसमान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
अपने ही भाईयों के ऊपर
चला रहा है कार
दो मिनट में सुधारे एक मंत्री
तो दूजा हाथ में पकड़ा रहा डंडा
कितना बदल गया इनसान
#LakhimpurKheri
#SupremeCourt

135

Hindi |

Laugh like u hv never cried,
play like u hv never lost,
love like u hv never been hurt,
& live like u hv no tomorrow.

10

English

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