Boy Asked God: Why She Loves Rose Which Dies In Quotes

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?

Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?

Radha: Kabhi ram banke, Kabhi shyam banke chale aana,
prabhuji chale aana..
Krishan: Par kyon?
Radha: Roz-roz ek hi getup mein aaoge to
papa pehchaan lenge..