Marriage Is A Three-ring Circus: -Engagement Ring -Wedding Ring -Suffering Quotes

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.