00Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!
English |
11Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
Hindi |
67Ek poet garibi se tang aa kar daku ban gaya.
Daketi karne ek bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai..
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega
Hands-Up, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..
Fir cashier se kaha..
Kuch khwaab meri aankhon se nikaal do
jo kuch bhi tumhaare paas hai jaldi se is bag mein daal do..
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulaane ki
koi koshish na kare police ko bulaane ki..
Bhula de mujhko kya jaata hai tera
main goli maar doonga jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera..
Hindi
302 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.
So which platform are you working on?
English
20Solid Beijjati:
- Tarun Goma
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
.
Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
.
.
.
Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.
Hindi |
190धोखा मिला जब प्यार में
ज़िन्दगी में उदासी छा गई
सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह को
कम्बख्त उसी दिन मोहल्ले में दूसरी आ गई ..
Hindi |
50LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.
- Hemant Singh
Angry Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.
Hindi |
41Radha: Kabhi ram banke, Kabhi shyam banke chale aana,
prabhuji chale aana..
Krishan: Par kyon?
Radha: Roz-roz ek hi getup mein aaoge to
papa pehchaan lenge..
Hindi |
30Ek aurat ne 5 Saal ke Bache ko
Cigaret Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kya tumhare Parents ko Malum hai ki Tum smoke krte ho?
BACHCHA(Dhuwa Chhodte hue):
Mohtarma..!!
Kya aap ke shohar ko maloom hai
ki aap ek gair mard se baate kar rahi hain?
Hindi
26Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."
Hindi
11Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler
English |
12Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..
Hindi |
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