143A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!
Hindi |
00One may conquer a thousand thousand men in battle,
But he who conquers himself alone is the greatest victor. - Gautama, the Buddha
English |
34देखो कैसे घूम रही सड़कों पर कारें
काले शीशों वाली
फिर भी आँखें मूंदें बैठे
बन्दर और मदारी
महिला सुरक्षा के मुद्दे पर करवा लो
इनसे भाषण भारी
सुप्रीम कोर्ट के आदेशों को
ना करती पुलिस जारी
मित्रों शायद हम तुम भी हैं
निर्भया कांड के बलात्कारी ..
Hindi |
10Learn to Laugh
then probably you don't have to
learn to drink..
English |
135देख तेरे संसार की हालत क्या हो गई भगवान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
सूरज न बदला चाँद न बदला
ना बदला रे आसमान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
कितना बदल गया इनसान
अपने ही भाईयों के ऊपर
चला रहा है कार
दो मिनट में सुधारे एक मंत्री
तो दूजा हाथ में पकड़ा रहा डंडा
कितना बदल गया इनसान
#LakhimpurKheri
#SupremeCourt
Hindi |
41If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever..
But if you start believing that you are happy ,
you will be happy forever.
English
212तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..
Hindi |
55ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..
Hindi |
10Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. - Parkinson's Law
English |
00A shovel can help you
reap fruits
only if you have got a seed..
English |
22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
20Everybody deserves second chances,
but not for the same mistakes.
English |
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