Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna Mere Dost.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Train Kabhi Puncture Nahi Quotes

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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..

Never return to a doctor
whose office plants have died.

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

I am on a Mission.
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you,
to get rid of you,
to not to talk or meet you,
in short - Mission Impossible..

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

A lady was driving for the first time on a highway.
Her husband called on her cellphone -
Be careful Honey, it's coming on radio that
somebody is driving on the wrong side of the road.
Lady replied - Somebody..?
Those stupids are in hundreds..