Nigaahein kisi se mila kar to dekho,
dil ki baat kisi ko bataa kar to dekho,
sab aayenge khud tumhaare paas..
lagaataar ek hafte tak nahaa kar to dekho.

44

Hindi

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We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."

30

Hindi |

Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

40

Hindi

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.

01

English

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Hi jaan .....
kahaan ho jaan .....
kab miloge jaan ....
miss u jaan .....
i love u jaan .....
zyaada khush mat ho..
aur har blank ke aage "war" laga ke
sach pata kar lo.

50

Hindi

Ae Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat
Sher ki aawaaz
cheete ki speed
aur hiran jaisa sundar roop dena.
.
.
.
.
baaki Khota Dimaag to pehle se uss ke paas hai.

70

Hindi |

Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.

63

Hindi

In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.

20

English

Aapki shaan mein arz hai:
nazar bhar ke dekh liya hota
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jaate
kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki.

50

Hindi

Purushottam shri Ramchandraji ko lanka safar ke liye
500 bandaro ki zaroorat hai.
499 pahoonch chuke hai.
sms milte hi turant niklo.
JAI SHRI RAM!

11

Hindi

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