Ek Buddhi ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.

Santa ne Buddhi ko Dhakka de diya,
Buddhi gir gayi.

Santa : Tumhara balance kharab hai.

01

Hindi |

Teacher: Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Santa apna bag bahar fek deta hai.
Teacher: Woh bag kisne feka?
Santa : Maine!
Ab main ghar jaa raha hu.

10

Hindi |

Santa & Banta were having dinner.
Banta - Pass the wine, you divine.
Santa thought, how poetic.
So he replied - Pass the custard, you bastard..

00

English |

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.

- Hemant Singh

30

Hindi |

Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.

01

Hindi

Government promised jiske 5 bachche hain oose ghar degi.
Santa ke 3, usne Wife se kaha: Padosan ke 2 bhi mere hain,
unko lata hun.
Lane ke baad:
Santa : Apne 3 kaha gaye?
Wife : Jinke the woh le gaye.

00

Hindi

Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

00

English |

Santa wanted to become as famous as Newton.
So he wrote down The Fourth Law of Motion:
Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion!

00

English |

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