00Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.Recepients:
To Friends..Timing:
- Sumit Nigam
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.
Hindi |
00चाटी क्यों अम्मा चुम्बक तू
इक दिल्ली गयो दूजा टिम्बकटू ..Details:
These lines are taken from Hotstar VIVO IPL 2019 campaign advertisement. Quite funny and creative #KoiYaarNahiFar..
Hindi |
61Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
- Hemant Singh
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……
Hindi |
50Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
meri maano isi raaste par medical store khol lo
Mast Chalega!
Hindi
50सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..
Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..
Hindi |
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
10Chali jaati hain aaye din woh Beauty Parlour mein sajne
aur karti hain baal kaale..
Magar yeh unko kaun samjhaaye
ki mumkin hi nahi kisi KishMish ka
fir se Angoor ho jana..
Hindi |
26Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."
Hindi
03I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..
English |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
196Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Hindi
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