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Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

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Hindi

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link2" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
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Bcz she doesn't love me..

- Mashqoor Ahmed

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Hindi |

Ek aadmi STD shop per phone karne jaata hai
aur STD waale ko 2 thappad maarta hai. Kyon..?????
Kyonki STD shop ke baahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaayein.

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Hindi

Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..

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Hindi |

A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"

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Hindi

Boy to other boy:-
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..

- Hemant Singh
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Hindi |

Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

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English

Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

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English |

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

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English

Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..

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Hindi |

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