Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

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Best end is Friend .
Best stand is Understand.
Best age is Courage.
Best work is Hardwork.
Best day is Today.
Think best n be best..

11

English

The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

00

English |

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

00

English |

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A tongue has no bones
but it is strong enough
to break a heart .
Be careful with your words.

21

English |

Life sometimes takes unknown turn,
don't b afraid 2 travel it.
Someday that turn will take u to
untouched heights on top of the world .

10

English

Everyone will not get everything.
This is the way of life .
Don't try to get what is not yours.
But don't dare to loose which is yours..

11

English

If one does not know to which port he is sailing,
no wind is favorable.
- Seneca

00

English |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Give a man a truth, and he will think for a day.
Teach a man to reason, and he will think for a lifetime..

10

English |

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