Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

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For religion, God is at the beginning;
for science God is at the end. - Noble Laureate Max Planck

20

English |

Ek din Dukh ne Daulat se kaha.

Tum kitni Khushnasib ho,
hr koi Tumhe pane ki koshish krta hai aur main kitna Badnasib hu
ki har shaks dur bhagta hai.

Daulat boli: Khushnasib to tum ho jiske aane pr log khuda ko yaad karte hain,
aur badnaseeb to mai hu jise pakar aksar log khuda ko hi bhul jate hain!

188

Hindi

When man's attachments are deep,
their divine endowments are shallow.

00

English |

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.

10

English |

Mann apna purana paapi hai,
barson mein namaazi ban na saka..

70

Hindi |

Two best secrets to keep relationships strong...!

Whenever you are wrong -Always Admit it...!

&

Whenever you are right -Just Keep Quiet...!

30

English

ਅਸੀ ਨੀਵੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਹਾਂ
ਉੱਚੇ ਬਣਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ
ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ..

15542

Punjabi |

No man ever steps in the same river twice,
for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus

21

English |

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