Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.

02

English |
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Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,

DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?

Ringtone thi-

"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"

30

Hindi

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..

00

English |

Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..

30

Hindi |

Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..

7710

Punjabi

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

01

English |

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

20

Hindi

Innocent kid: Mummy mujhe sister chaahiye.
Mom: Beta Dad abroad hain, jaise hi woh aayenge
hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE kyon nahi dete?

11

Hindi

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

00

English

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

20

Hindi |

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

00

English

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."

- Tarun Goma
51

Hindi |

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