10If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..
English |
00Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.
English |
20Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
- Gajendra Gupta
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..
English |
00Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.
Hindi
13617A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.
"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."
Punjabi
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
53Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
Hindi
20Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!
English |
20Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.
English |
30Ek aurat ne 5 Saal ke Bache ko
Cigaret Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kya tumhare Parents ko Malum hai ki Tum smoke krte ho?
BACHCHA(Dhuwa Chhodte hue):
Mohtarma..!!
Kya aap ke shohar ko maloom hai
ki aap ek gair mard se baate kar rahi hain?
Hindi
10Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...
Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..
To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-
"soch le,
fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."
Hindi
31A baniya boy on date with his girlfrnd.
On coming back home,
His dad: Kitne rupye kharche?
Son: 500
Dad: (angrily) 500?
Son: Haa! wo itne hi leke aayi thi.
Hindi
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