Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..

52

Urdu |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

3017

Hindi |

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat ..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

289

Hindi |

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