Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

51

English |

No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
You are right..
press down to see name and phone number.

87

English |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

God created me to be your friend .
He picked me out from all the rest because
He knows i am the best.
Ssshhh..
Don't argue on God 's choice
Just accept that you are Lucky..

42

English |

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

60

Punjabi |

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!
But don't make it a habit because..
i am not free every night.

30

English |

I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

102

English |

Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
Simple..
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.

146

Hindi |

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