10Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.
English |
![mani_16_teasing.jpg mani_16_teasing.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_16_teasing.jpg)
80Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,
aapka dil dukhaaya ho ya kabhi tang kiya ho,
ya jo-jo bhi kiya ho, us-us ke liye,
aapse jo ho sake kar lo,
MAINE NAHI SUDHARNAA..!!
Hindi
11I am Me
and honey,
that's something
you will never be..
English |
155Any idea about this number:
9876543210
oorkunille..??
marannu alle..??
poyi LKG yil irikk..!
It's 0 to 9 in descending order..
Malayalam
41Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Disturb karna tha.
Hindi
![spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg](/sms/new/img/spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg)
20In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.
English
24Is sms ko saare kaam choad kar mat padho,
is sms ko aap baad mein bhi pad sakte ho,
yeh sms koi joke nahi hai,
yeh sms bahut important bhi nahi hai,
is sms mein mujhe aapko kuch kehna nahi hai,
yeh sms thoda lamba jaroor hai,
par yeh sms kuch khaas nahi hai,
par mujhe is baat ki samajh nahi aati
ki aap is sms ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho.
Yeh sms to maine waise hi time paas ke liye bheja tha.
Ab aapko mere par gussa aaya hoga,
par main kya karoon,
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja tha.
Hindi
10Ever since I met u,
i learnt a lot of things from u,
i didn't understand how and why?
then today i heard the proverb,
"Wise people learn more from FOOLS."
English
21I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..
English |
30A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using thumb to read this sms !!!
English
52U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy ?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.
Hindi
50100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..
Hindi
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