Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.

10

English |
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4 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..

20

Hindi |

Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!

50

Hindi

Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

50

Punjabi

Full form of Girl:
G : Gussa hamesha naak par
I : Itraane mein sabse aage
R : Rone ki autoMatic machine
L : Ladne mein sabki nani

84

Hindi |
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Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!

26

Hindi

AyzazypzykyzaTyzizymzyebyzazyryzbzyazyd
kzyazyrzynzyatzyhzyakyzayzrdzyiyza..
Confuse ho gaye..?
y aur z delete karo aur padho..!

34

Hindi

The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.

10

English

I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..

60

Hindi

Seene mein Dil
Dil mein dard
Dard mein yakin
Yakin mein khayal
Khayal mein khwab
Khwab mein tasveer
Tasvir mein aap..
Itna daraawana khwab
Baap re Baap !

90

Hindi |

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