Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

22

Hindi
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……

- Hemant Singh
61

Hindi |

Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?

20

Hindi |

Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..

3738

Malayalam

Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।

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12

Hindi |

Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.

152

Hindi

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

20

Hindi |

Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :



Hema,

Rekha,

Jaya

aur

Sushma!



Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!

20

Hindi

Patient to Doctor:
Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gayaa.
Doctor: Jaanta hun..
thappad ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi..

91

Hindi

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..

22

English |

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |

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