"Ever Get Any Nice Butter..?" Santa Asked Shop-keeper. "Supply In Every Quotes

"Ever get any nice butter..?" Santa asked shop-keeper.
"Supply in every day," replied the shop-keeper.
"Then why in thunder don't you sell it..?" asked Santa ..

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

The bank sends santa a mail - Your payments are outstanding.
santa replies - Thanks for the compliment.

Santa and Banta bought a horse each.
Santa : How will we know which is your & which is mine?
Banta: Easy, I'll cut mine's tail, yours will be the one with tail.

This was heard by a few boys, they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
Banta: Don't worry, I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell.

The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Banta got frustrated & said
"Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine."

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
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.
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He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

Wife -Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he

daal me kya daalu,



Santa -Dimaag to h hi nhi

nya colgate active salt daal de

usme namak hai

Santa was eating banana without peeling.
Someone asked why don't you peel and eat.
Santa : It's not required as i know what's inside.