Parindon ne bhi ghonsla badal liya
us sookhe drakht ki shaakh jab tootne lagi
rokta bhi to aakhir kaise rishi
unke paron mein to zindagi thi..

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Urdu |

If you manage to fool a President
then a few people may suffer but
If you elect a Foolish President then
the whole country will suffer for ages..

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English |

A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

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English |

वो नादाँ उनके झूठ को ले चल दिया
मुमकिन था मुस्कुराता अगर अपने दिल की सुन लेता ..

86

Hindi |

Santa was in tears after receiving a Rakhi.
Why??
Because ਪ੍ਰੀਤੋ ਨੇ ਇਹ ਠੀਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤਾ ..

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English |

अहंकार मिटाने का सरल उपाय :
स्वयं से कम साधन वाले मनुष्य
के चरण स्पर्श का भाव
हृदय में धारण करने से
अहंकार कई कोस दूर रहता है ..

62

Hindi |

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