Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

40

Punjabi
taj.jpg

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

30

English |

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

60

Punjabi

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

20

English

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

10

English

A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

20

English

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

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