World's Most Painful Shaayeri Ever Full Of Grief And Sorrow: Dil Mein Quotes

World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White

Bhikhaari: Saaheb, Ek rupeyaa de do.
Saaheb: Kal aanaa.
Bhikhaari: Saalaa is kal kal ke chakkar mein
is colony mein mere laakhon rupaye fase hue hain..!!

A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."

Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan
Khaa ke paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"..

Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..