World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.

22

Hindi

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ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..

9730

Punjabi |

Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.

152

Hindi

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

51

Hindi |

75 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."

03

Urdu |

Lucknow me 2 bache ladh rahe the.
1st : Dekhiye ager aap humari baat nahi manenge
to hum aapki walida mohtarma ki shaan me
gustakhana Kalimat pesh kar denge.
2nd: Huzur phir hum bhi aapke
rukhsaar mubarak pe aisa tamacha raseed karenge ki
gaal mubarak gulab ki maanind chamak uthega.

10

Urdu

Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..

You Don't Know?


Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"

.

Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..

21

Hindi |

If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!

00

Hindi

RAM lanka jit ke lout rahe the tab,

Shurpnkna boli- Prabhu mera kya hoga?

RAM:kalyug me ayodhya par raj krogi,Par vivah phir bhi nahi hoga

Naam hoga "MAYAWATI".

02

Hindi

Pujaari ko loose motions lag gaye,
Dr. ke paas dawaa lene gayaa.
Dr. ne dawaa di to pujaari ne poocha,
parhez kya karoon?????
Dr. bola, "Bas SHANKH zor se mat bajaanaa."

33

Hindi

Ek poet garibi se tang aa kar daku ban gaya.
Daketi karne ek bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai..
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega
Hands-Up, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..
Fir cashier se kaha..
Kuch khwaab meri aankhon se nikaal do
jo kuch bhi tumhaare paas hai jaldi se is bag mein daal do..
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulaane ki
koi koshish na kare police ko bulaane ki..
Bhula de mujhko kya jaata hai tera
main goli maar doonga jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera..

66

Hindi

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