A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel, Dear Quotes

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
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Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

Einstein
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Newton
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Maxwell
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Faraday
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Kirchoff
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These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..