70Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan
Khaa ke paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"..
Hindi |
93Ek aadmi ki 6 ungaliyaan thi,
usse log hanuman bulaate the,
bataao kyon??
Kyonki
uska naam hanuman tha..!!
Hindi
20Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.
Hindi
152Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.
Hindi
123Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!
Hindi
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
English |
147Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.
Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?
Nahi pata..?
Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.
BREAK
- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?
- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute
- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai
.
.
.
Welcome Back..
Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha..
Hindi |
134Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi,
jab humne muh khulwaa ke dekha..
to pataa chalaa..
woh to gutkha khaati thi!!
Hindi
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
01Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha
- Mukhtar
geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
Persian |
24Two hikers were walking through the woods when
they stumble upon a bear.
They immediately take off running, and
the first hiker says to the other:
Do you think we can actually outrun this bear?
The second hiker replies:
I don't have to outrun the bear,
I only have to outrun you..
English |
21Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
- Vidhi
The government hates competition..
English |
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