Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

30

Hindi |

Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.

111

English |

Agar muh meeta karna ho to..
KISS
KISS
KISS
KISS...........
Kishmish khaao aur so jaao.

206

Hindi

In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
&
93% said
WOW! AGAIN!..

108

English

Drink karo to aankhein laal,
Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,
Kiss karo to lips laal,
Pakde gaye to hips laal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.

335

Hindi

Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..

262

English

A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
- Mistinguette

51

English |

You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.

46

English |

Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kisliye?
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..

265

Hindi |

Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.

101

English |

Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but
You can kiss me baby i am vaccinated..

- Vikas Umrao

73

English |

Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
Darling Always I Remember You,
Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.
That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..

13823

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