Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

10

English |

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Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.

10

English

Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

Ek din Dukh ne Daulat se kaha.

Tum kitni Khushnasib ho,
hr koi Tumhe pane ki koshish krta hai aur main kitna Badnasib hu
ki har shaks dur bhagta hai.

Daulat boli: Khushnasib to tum ho jiske aane pr log khuda ko yaad karte hain,
aur badnaseeb to mai hu jise pakar aksar log khuda ko hi bhul jate hain!

188

Hindi

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Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

10

English |

The number of people who die due to
excess eating or drinking is more than
the number of people who die due to
hunger and thirst..

00

English |

Half of our mistakes in life arise from
feeling where we ought to think,
and thinking where we ought to feel.

00

English |

Earth is just like any other planet in the universe
it has got dust & it has got dust storms..

00

English |

We can always lose SOMETHING for SOMEONE,
but we should not lose SOMEONE for SOMETHING
Because life can return SOMETHING but not SOMEONE.

30

English

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