10Santa first time travelling in plane.
Plane began to run on run-way.
Santa got angry and said,
"Saalio, jahaaz ta agge hi char ghante late aa,
te tussi sadko-sadki paa liya."
Punjabi
00Sardaar gives dictation test for the students.
Last bench student says that we are unable to hear,
so the sardaar replies,
ok i'll write on the board.
English
40Santa : Phone per itni dhimi aawaaz mein
kis-se baat kar rahe ho..?
Banta: Behan hai.
Santa : To fir itni dhimi aawaaz mein kyun..?
Banta: Teri hai.
Hindi
51Hindi teacher asks Santa : Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain?
Santa : O G 7 prakaar ke -
1. Local kaal
2. STD kaal
3. ISD kaal
4. Missed kaal
5. Received kaal
6. Dialled kaal aur
7. Sat Sri Akal
Punjabi |
31Santa 5 min mein paper dekar examination hall se baahar aa gaya.
Teacher: paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa : Aata tha, par who agle paper ki tyaari karni thi.
Hindi
00Santa rail mein susu karne gayaa,
waapis aane per wife ne poocha,
Aapka pyjaama geela kaise ho gayaa?
Santa : Wahaa likha tha,
shareer ka koi bhi ang baahar na nikaale.
Hindi
20Santa goes to a Police station & says,
"Mujhe phone per dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain."
Police : Kaun phone karta hai?
Santa : Phone company waale bolte hain BILL na diya to KAAT denge.....
Hindi
00Santa went to doctor to loose weight.
Doctor: If you will run eight kilometers a day for 300 days, you will loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days,
Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
Santa : I'm 2400 kms from home..
English |
10Santa : Yaar main tainu kinni baar ph. kitta,
par tu phone hi nahi chukeyaa..?
Banta: Kyon chukaan, jehdaa main apne cell wich
30 Rs. de ke gaana lagwaayea hai
ohnu fer kaun sunega?????
Punjabi
00Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..
English |
00Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Hindi
00Santa was putting his head in a water tub.
Banta: What are you doing..?
Santa : It's not working
I am checking Puncture..
English |
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