My Boss Texted Me: Oye, Joke Bhej.. I Replied: Sir, Abhi Quotes

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

I am without any task
but why are you..

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."