00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
50Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
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