00Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.
English |
72Bahut khoobsurat hoti hain
vo bachpan ki yaadein
khuda mujhe le chale wahin
jahaan jooth aur fareb nahi
bas masoomiyat hai..
Hindi |
30Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..
English
10Think of success and it is within your reach.
Aim for success and you become successful.
Don't just think, Implement.
English
00SHE the creator,
SHE the care-taker,
SHE the destroyer..
SHE the beauty,
SHE the ugly..
SHE the u,
SHE am i..
Souls free,
Spirits immortal..
English
204If i love myself
despite my infinite faults,
how can i hate anyone
at the glimpse of few faults..?
English
131Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,
zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..
apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.
Hindi
10A bad attitude is like a flat tyre,
you can't go anywhere until you change it..
English |
10Hospital is the only place where
the word "Positive" means a bad thing..
English |
22We will not forgive, we will not forget,
we will hunt you down and make you pay.
- US President Joe Biden to Kabul attackers on 26 Aug 2021.
English |
40A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..
English |
10Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen..
But years later,
you have a collection of mistakes,
called Experience,
which leads you to Success !!
English
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