Animals Do Not Smoke, Drink Nor Take Drugs - Except In Quotes

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

Life sometimes takes unknown turn,
don't b afraid 2 travel it.
Someday that turn will take u to
untouched heights on top of the world .

If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever..
But if you start believing that you are happy ,
you will be happy forever.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

An awesome reply:
Girl: Why do you follow me every time?



Boy: When I was a kid, my parents always said
"Keep Following Your Dreams Until You Meet Them....!"

Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom.  - Michel de Montaigne