Passenger: Will This Bus Take Me To New Delhi? Driver: Which Quotes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

Camera-man studio mein ek chote bachche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se ek kabootar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron waali batein naa kar.
Facebook per lagaani hai.

Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..

It's a horror story. Read it if you are dare enough.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him and asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000/- and said,
"Don't open last page of the book else
you will face problem."
Man finished all the pages with great fear but
one of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
He was shocked to see..
MRP: Rs. 30/-

I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..