Passenger: Will This Bus Take Me To New Delhi? Driver: Which Quotes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

Question: Why Santa gave Oreo biscuit to
Chhota Bheem (chota bhim),
Chutki, Raju, Jaggu, Kalia and Dholu - Bholu..?

Answer: Because ladoo mein cream nahi hoti.

Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,
agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..
janaab so rahe hain.

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.

School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..

Ek ladke ne ek hasina ko dekh kr arz kiya..

Teri smile me kya chamak hai,

teri smile me kya chamak hai,

wo muskura kar boli.



Bhaiya mere



TOOTHPASTE MAI NAMAK HAI.!