00It's a bad bargain,
where both are losers..
English |
10Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius
English |
20Your presence should not disturb anyone..
But, your absence must disturb atleast one..
If so, then you are the luckiest one..
English
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
143A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!
Hindi |
00Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.
English |
3411तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..
Hindi |
22A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is,
but to make people mad enough to do something about it.
- Mark Twain
English |
00Not where others fail, or do or leave undone,
The wise should notice what himself has done or left undone. - Gautama, the Buddha
English |
10One should never laugh upon anyone
seeing their present condition as
the enormous power of time
can turn simple coal to diamond..
English |
94Khubsurat hain woh lab
- Juber Khokhar
jinse dusro ke liye dua nikalti hai..
Hindi |
10Letting your kids grow up
is kind of like
releasing a kite
into the sky ..
English |
♥ Recommended for You »
- Not Everything That Is Faced Can Be Changed But Nothing Can ..
- My Boss Texted Me Oye Joke Bhej I Replied Sir Abhi ..
- Wife Darling Mujhse Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Main Khush Bhi ..
- Set A Thief To Catch A Thief ..
- Santa Was In Tears After Receiving A Rakhi Why?? Because ਪ੍ਰੀਤੋ ਨੇ ..
- Buton Se Tujhko Umeedein Khuda Se Naumeedi Mujhe Bata To Sahi ..
- Bhale Mumkin Na Ho Tumhe Rok Pana Meri Fitrat Mein Nahi ..
- 2 Things R Xtremly Difficult To Plant Ur Idea In Some1 S ..
- Munna Bhai Agar Bina Daanto Waala Kutta Kaat Le To Kya ..
- I Wondered Why The Baseball Was Getting Bigger Then It Hit ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.