It's a bad bargain,
where both are losers..

00

English |

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Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius

10

English |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

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Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.

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English |

तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..

3411

Hindi |

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is,
but to make people mad enough to do something about it.
- Mark Twain

22

English |

Not where others fail, or do or leave undone,

The wise should notice what himself has done or left undone. - Gautama, the Buddha

00

English |

One should never laugh upon anyone
seeing their present condition as
the enormous power of time
can turn simple coal to diamond..

10

English |

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