Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

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Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

134

English |

The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

86

English |

The child came to his mother in tears.
"Oh, mama," he confessed, "I broke a tile in the hearth."
"Never mind, dear," the mother consoled.
"But how ever did you come to do it..?"
"I was pounding it with father's watch.?"

66

English |

थोड़ा सपनों की, परियों की दुनिया में रहने दो
हकीकत से रू-ब-रू होने के लिए तो उमर तमाम पड़ी है ..

61

Hindi |

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Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

45

English |

बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

127

Hindi |

1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaal..." :))
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2nd K.G. Kid:
"iPad Hai Bey...!!

237

Hindi |

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Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..

Kid did the same thing.

Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..

147

Hindi |

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

30

Hindi |

Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

1410

Hindi |

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Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

7717

Hindi |

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