Kya kahein muhn kholne se darr lagta hai,
tera har rafiq humein inteqaami lagta hai..

क्या कहें मुहं खोलने से डर लगता है ,
तेरा हर रफ़ीक हमें इंत्कामी लगता है ..

00

Urdu |

Joke of the Century!
Highest literacy rate Indian state Kerala’s
Education Minister’s pilot car driving against the flow of traffic hits an ambulance and the Minister’s car didn’t bothered to stop by.
#ShameShameKerala
#RemoveKeralaEducationMinister

20

English |

Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

1410

Hindi |

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

00

English |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

25

English |

अब तो मुरादें पूरी करना ही भगवान है
कोई और रिश्ता इंसान ने रखा भी कहाँ ..

77

Hindi |

ਹੁਣ ਅਡੈਂਟਿਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ
ਗੁਰੂਘਰ ਬੰਦੇ ਬਾਡੋਗੇ ।
ਗੁਰਦੁਆਰੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ
ਇਹ ਸੱਭ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਤੇ ਸਾਂਝੇ ਨੇ ।

#GlasgowGurudwara
#SGPC

10

Punjabi |

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