00Kya kahein muhn kholne se darr lagta hai,
tera har rafiq humein inteqaami lagta hai..
क्या कहें मुहं खोलने से डर लगता है ,
तेरा हर रफ़ीक हमें इंत्कामी लगता है ..
Urdu |
20Joke of the Century!
Highest literacy rate Indian state Kerala’s
Education Minister’s pilot car driving against the flow of traffic hits an ambulance and the Minister’s car didn’t bothered to stop by.
#ShameShameKerala
#RemoveKeralaEducationMinister
English |
1410Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..
Hindi |
130Do you know why there are
so many shooting stars..?
It's because God wants
our prayers to be answered..
English |
10Main aaya hun laut ke
teri zindagi ke liye
meri zidd aaj bhi wahi hai
chirag-e-aarzoo-e-umeed kaayam rahe..
Urdu |
143River changes course
enter new fields
meet new cultures
get fresh identities
still we remember
where it originated from..
English |
00Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
10Letting your kids grow up
is kind of like
releasing a kite
into the sky ..
English |
00How a rishi can distinguish when all is odd
yet everything is even..
English |
77अब तो मुरादें पूरी करना ही भगवान है
कोई और रिश्ता इंसान ने रखा भी कहाँ ..
Hindi |
10ਹੁਣ ਅਡੈਂਟਿਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ
ਗੁਰੂਘਰ ਬੰਦੇ ਬਾਡੋਗੇ ।
ਗੁਰਦੁਆਰੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ
ਇਹ ਸੱਭ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਤੇ ਸਾਂਝੇ ਨੇ ।
#GlasgowGurudwara
#SGPC
Punjabi |
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