Kya Kahein Muhn Kholne Se Darr Lagta Hai, Tera Har Rafiq Quotes

Kya kahein muhn kholne se darr lagta hai,
tera har rafiq humein inteqaami lagta hai..

क्या कहें मुहं खोलने से डर लगता है ,
तेरा हर रफ़ीक हमें इंत्कामी लगता है ..

Insaaniyat ko juda kar diya,
uff mazhab..yeh tu ne kya kar diya..
- in response to Paris Charlie Hebdo attack

There is no need to worry & repent
as long as you are true
to your true self
without hurting anyone..

Apni shikaayaton se usne mujhe pareshaan na kiya,
aankhein band ki aur bas khuda ka naam liya..

Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

Jo poori sardi nahi nahaaye,
ho rahi unko nehlaane ki tayyari,
baahar nahi tum aaye to,
ghar mein aa kar maarenge pichkaari.

Sambhal kar rehna..aur please holi se pehle bhi naha lena..