00You don't need legs to walk
what you need is courage..
English |
00Catch this everything else
shall follow.
English |
21सियासत के इस दौर में यह भी खूब
चंद कलम अब भी बेबाक़ लिखती हैं
खरीद-दार कम नहीं उनके भी
मगर शुक्र की वो बिकाऊ नहीं ..
Hindi |
20इज़हार तोहफे का मोहताज़ नहीं
जन्नतें सिक्कों से नहीं बना करतीं हुज़ूर ..
Hindi |
10लाहौर दे दिया खैरात में
फिर भी कारगिल में साज़िश
नमक-हरामी की मिसाल
इससे उम्दा नहीं कोई ..
Hindi |
10Someone asks Santa : What is the meaning of
मन्नू भाई मोटर चली पम - पम - पम ..?Details:
Santa : It means motor is faulty
रुक - रुक कर चलती है ..
Hindi |
00Negation is by nature public..
English |
10Remember those who were with You
Welcome those who want to be with You
Cherish those who are with You..
English |
135Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..
Hindi |
00Just when relatives and friends were
taking a dead lady towards crematorium ground
the coffin hit a road-side pole
and the lady jolts back to life .
After some years the lady died again.
This time when the corpse was on it's way
husband was repeating just these -
Watch out Poles..Watch out Poles..
English |
20एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..
Hindi |
89कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..
Hindi |
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