00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
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