Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why..?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.

20

English |
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Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.

00

Hindi |

Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"

Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."

50

Hindi |

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

00

English

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link2" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..

- Mashqoor Ahmed
13

Hindi |

Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi,
jab humne muh khulwaa ke dekha..
to pataa chalaa..
woh to gutkha khaati thi!!

134

Hindi

Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.

40

English

Ek ladka - larki hotel main gaye
Waiter: Kya loge?
Larki: Sabjiyo wali gujiya.
Waiter: What ?
Ladka: Yeh momos mang rahi hai.

63

Hindi |

Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

32

Hindi

If you love someone,
don't keep her in your heart .
Keep her in your nails,
because if you fail in love ..
don't break your heart ,
just cut the nails.
Is this the reason that girls keep long nails..?

31

English

Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!

32

Hindi

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