If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |
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Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."

21

English

Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha

geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.

farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!

- Mukhtar

01

Persian |

English Grammar Teacher:
"Woh Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans - Hans Kar Baat Karti Hai."
Batao is Sentence Mein Ladki Kya Hai?
Student: Sir, Ladki "Chalu" Hai.

32

Hindi |

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."

- Tarun Goma

51

Hindi |

Class ki Group Photo dekhte hue Teacher bacchon se kehne lagi:
Jab tum log bade ho kar yeh photo dekhoge to kahoge,
Yeh Raju hai jo America chala gaya...
Yeh Chandu hai jo London chala gaya..
aur yeh pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya..
Pappu gusse se bola: "Aur yeh humaari Teacher hain
jinka dehant ho gaya.."

10

Hindi |

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

5111

Punjabi

Gandhiji chale gaye,
Nehruji chale gaye,
Bhagat Singh ji bhi chale gaye,
Aajkal meri bhi tabeeyat theek nahi rehti
pataa nahi desh ka kya hoga..??

31

Hindi

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

10

English |

Biwi: Mujhe samajh nahi aata paisae kahan rakhun,
jahan chupati hun humaara beta chura leta hai.
Husband : Uski books mein chipa do, yeh kabhi hath nahi lagata..

- Kannan
20

Hindi |

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....

02

Hindi

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