If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |

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Bhikhaari: Saaheb, Ek rupeyaa de do.
Saaheb: Kal aanaa.
Bhikhaari: Saalaa is kal kal ke chakkar mein
is colony mein mere laakhon rupaye fase hue hain..!!

50

Hindi

रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
के लाश खुद उठ कर बोली
ले तू मर जा पहले
बदतमीज ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है गर्मी में ..

Roye woh is kadar unki laash se lipatkar
ke laash khud uth kar boli
le tu mar ja pehle
badtameez upar hi chade jaa raha hai garmi mein..

31

Hindi |

Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

11

Hindi |

Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..

30

Hindi |

Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..

10

Hindi |

Baniya on his deathbed:
Is my wife here?
YES.
Is my 1st son here?
YES.
Is my 2nd son here?
YES.
Kambakhto to fir dukaan per kaun hai?????

30

Hindi

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

10

English |

Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.

00

English |

Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.

Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
.
.
.
Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :

00

Hindi |

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |

Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti..

113

Punjabi

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