Na Bottle Mein Na Jar Mein Na Hotel Mein Na Bar Quotes

Na bottle mein na jar mein
na hotel mein na bar mein
ab to neend aati hai
aapke SMS padne ke baadh mein..

Everytime I hear my message tone
I always hope one of them comes from You
My phone has limited memory but
My hear has unlimited space for
a lovely friend like You..

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

A 'sms' means
i care enough to
flex my thumb,
search your name,
wait for 'message sent',
then think of you n
smile as i say,
"You are Special"

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.