Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.

00

English |

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Apne Ghum Ki Numaish Na Kar,
Apne Nasib Ki Aazmaish Na Kar,
Jo Tera hai khud Aayega Tere Paas,
Har roz oose pane ki khwaish Na Kar.

263

Hindi |

Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

10

English |

Mujhe Itni Sari Mohabbate Mili Huyi Hai
In Do Chaar Nafraton Se Mera Kuch Nahi Jata..

- Ravan

00

Hindi |

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जो दे रहे हैं तुम्हे फल पके - पकाये हुए
ये पेड़ तुम्हे मिले हैं लगे - लगाये हुए
ज़मीन ओढ़ कर सोये हैं सारी दुनियाँ मैं
न जाने कितने सिकंदर थके - थकाए हुए
ये जरुरी है शेर - शायरी खुद लिखी जाये ?
खरीद लाएंगे कपडे सिले - सिलाए हुए
हमारे मुल्क़ में खादी की बरकतें हैं मियां
चुने - चुनाये हैं सारे छटे - छटाये हुए ..

Jo de rahe hain tumhe fal pake-pakaye hue
ye ped tumhe mile hain lage-lagaye hue
zamin odh kar soye hain sari duniyan mein
na jane kitne sikandar thake-thakaye hue
yeh zaroori hai sher-shayari khud likhi jaye?
kharid layenge kapde sile-silaye hue
humare mulq main khadi ki barqate hain miyan
chune-chunaye hain sare chhate-chhataye hue..

33

Hindi |

If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

00

English |

Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing

00

English |

लटका दिए आखिरकार निर्भया के गुनहगार
आज हर मां के दिल से आती होगी यही पुकार
धन्यवाद भारत के कानून धन्यवाद भारत सरकार ।

40

Hindi |

Ek din Dukh ne Daulat se kaha.

Tum kitni Khushnasib ho,
hr koi Tumhe pane ki koshish krta hai aur main kitna Badnasib hu
ki har shaks dur bhagta hai.

Daulat boli: Khushnasib to tum ho jiske aane pr log khuda ko yaad karte hain,
aur badnaseeb to mai hu jise pakar aksar log khuda ko hi bhul jate hain!

188

Hindi

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