मुबारक Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
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लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार !
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!
जय माता दी...!!!

बहुत दिनों से थी आसमान की साजिश
आज पूरी हो गई उनकी ख्वाहिश
भीग लो यार हमें याद करके
मुबारक हो आपको यह पहली बारिश ..

Bahut dino se thi aasmaan ki saajish
aaj poori ho gayi unki khwaahish
bheeg lo yaar humein yaad karke
mubaarak ho aapko yeh pehli baarish..

मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..

Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..

वीर सीमाओं पर हैं सजक
हैं हौंसले बुलंद
मुबारक हो आपको
वतन अब एक है 🙏