Insaaniyat ko juda kar diya,
uff mazhab..yeh tu ne kya kar diya..
- in response to Paris Charlie Hebdo attack

38

Urdu |

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Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always!

- Hemant Singh
11

English |

Kitabon ke panne palat ke sochte hai,
yu palat jaae zindagi to kya baat hai..
tamanna jo poori ho khawaabo mein,
haqiqat ban jaaye to kya baat hai..
kuch log matlab ke liye dhoondte hai mujhe,
bin matlab koi aaye to kya baat hai..
katal kar ke to sab le jaayenge dil mera,
koi lubha ke le jaaye to kya baat hai..
jo shareefon ki sharaafat mein na ho baat,
ek sharaabi keh jaaye to kya baat hai..
zindagi rehne tak to khushi doonga sabko,
kisiko meri maut pe khushi mil jaaye to kya baat hai..

347

Hindi

Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

6425

Punjabi

Only a few people can feel the rain,
others just get wet.
Only a few lovers can feel the pain of depart,
others just find another.

00

English

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Manzil to mil hi jaayegi, bhatak ke hi sahi.
Gumraah toh woh hai jo ghar se nikle hi nahin!

367

Urdu |

Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..

60

English

If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

11

English |

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. - Parkinson's Law

20

English |

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