Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

1312

Hindi |

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The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

46

English |

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

10

Hindi |

The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"

86

English |

Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..

Kid did the same thing.

Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..

136

Hindi |

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Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

35

English |

The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..

165

English |

Father pointing towards childs stomach:
Is this battery box..?
Child: No - No..It is Khaana-Paani Box..

1310

Hindi |

kids-family.jpg

Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

114

English |

बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

95

Hindi |

I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

75

English |

kite.jpg

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

1312

Hindi |

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