तीन अक्षर का मेरा नाम
जल भर लाना मेरा काम
प्रथम कटे तो दल बन जाऊँ
मध्य कटे तो केश
अंत कटे तो बाद में आऊँ
बोलो मैं हूँ कौन..?

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Hindi |

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Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet


From India:
"F(IV)E"

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English |

_____ lady market mein
_____ lene gayi.
_____ lekar uski
_____ gir gayi,
usko ek _____ mila
usne uski _____ uthaai aur
lady ko di.
Only one word fits all blanks.
Test ur brain.

21184

Hindi

The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

21

English |

Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL

65

English

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Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?

Click details for answer.

Details:
Smile

115

English |

Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
Click details below for answer.

Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

55

English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

3719

English |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

51

English |

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

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