A Cat And A Wanderer Met Halfway Down The Road. So Who Quotes

A cat and a wanderer
met halfway down the road.
So who is crossing the road?

आत्मा अकेले आती है अकेले चली जाती है
न कोई उसका साथ देता है
न कोई उसका मित्र बनता है ..

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
Crow answered, “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
Later that day, a fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
—
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

My fake plants died because
I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg

केवल वही विज्ञान महान और सभी विज्ञानों में श्रेष्ठ है
जिसका अध्यन मनुष्य को सभी प्रकार के दुखों से मुक्त कर देता है ..

मैं देखता हूँ उन्हें
कभी दिवाली के पटाखे फोड़ते हुए
तो कभी रोते - बिलखते हुए ..

Jab tak teri khudi naa toote
khuda nazar naa aayega..