30In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..
English |
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41God is so wise that He created friends without a price tag
because if He did, then i couldn't have afforded u...
5-10 paise ke sikke aajkal kahaan milte hain!!
Hindi
44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
155Any idea about this number:
9876543210
oorkunille..??
marannu alle..??
poyi LKG yil irikk..!
It's 0 to 9 in descending order..
Malayalam
171Laughing at myself
I have a friend like You..
English |
![spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg](/sms/new/img/spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg)
30U've good Style,
U've good Class,
U've good LOOKS,
U've good Face,
U've good Charm,
U've good Brains,
oops Sorry
galat number per msg bhej diya.....
Hindi
20Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..
English |
90Seene mein Dil
Dil mein dard
Dard mein yakin
Yakin mein khayal
Khayal mein khwab
Khwab mein tasveer
Tasvir mein aap..
Itna daraawana khwab
Baap re Baap !
Hindi |
21Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz
English
51If people say u r Crazy, be patient.
If they say u r a Monkey, relax.
If they say u r Stupid, be cool.
But if they say u r smart,
thappad maar saale ko,
mazaak ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.
Hindi
22Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.
English
01Today is Tom & Jerry's memorial day (jìchén).
In their sweet memory, please forward this sms to atleast one Cartoon.
I have done my duty.
Now it's your turn.
English |
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