51Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..
English |
00Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..
English |
132Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..
English |
31Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
English |
60Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.
English |
43It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
English |
40If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me
English |
326Pyaar kehte hain,
mohabbat kehte hain,
kuch log humein bandgi kehte hain,
magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
woh humein zindagi kehte hain..
Hindi |
141In this cruel world
it is very difficult
to find a friend with
beautiful heart , pure feelings,
attractive personality & stylish looks.
So..
Kadar karo meri.
Hindi |
30Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!
But don't make it a habit because..
i am not free every night.
English |
60PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent
Punjabi |
90In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.
English |
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