Pokémon Go Look Up, Away From Your Phone And Both Ways Before Quotes

Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.

The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said










Batau tere baap ko..

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law

You are GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.


Girl: will u die for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u bring stars for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?



Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..