A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

20

English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

30

English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

21

English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

46

Hindi |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

10

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

01

English |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

20

English |

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