तेरे तीर निशाने पर लगे
फिर आज इक शख्स हमें घायल मिला
समझाना फ़िज़ूल था
अभी वो मोहब्बत को खुदा कहता था ..

21

Hindi |

लाहौर दे दिया खैरात में
फिर भी कारगिल में साज़िश
नमक-हरामी की मिसाल
इससे उम्दा नहीं कोई ..

10

Hindi |

चाँद की चादर हो
तारों का तकिया
बहती धारा सा हो
आपका हर सपना
महकती कलियों के संग
छूने उजाला आये
मोहब्बत भरा सलाम
पेश - ए - ख़िदमत दे जाए ..

163

Hindi |

Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

01

English |

बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

127

Hindi |

दादाजी के कम्बल में छुपकर
आँख - मिचोली होती थी
जब छोटा था तो मेरी
परियों से बातें होती थीं
सबके घर जाना
सबसे घुल मिल जाना
बस यही तिज़ारत होती थी ..

Details:
तिज़ारत - business

30

Hindi |

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

20

English |

raunak aisi ki har gham bhula de
teri mehfil mein humne suku'n paaya
chale the jidhar se ruswaa ho kar
shaam dhale khud ko fir wahin paaya..

00

Urdu |

Earth is just like any other planet in the universe
it has got dust & it has got dust storms..

00

English |

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