Dus Saal Pehle: Girl-Maa Mein Jeans Pehen Loo? Maa-Nahi. Now-a-days: Girl-Maa Mein Quotes

Dus saal pehle: Girl-Maa mein jeans pehen loo?
Maa-Nahi.
Now-a-days: Girl-Maa mein mini pehen loo?
Maa-Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le..

Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..

Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...

Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..

To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-

"soch le,

fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."

I am on a Mission.
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you,
to get rid of you,
to not to talk or meet you,
in short - Mission Impossible..

A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."

Boy: Yamraj ji, mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Dimag mat chaat, March mein closing hai,
target poora karna hai.

Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
uske baare mein sochna ehsas ban jaye
to maang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye
isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS ban jaye..