Fizaaon mein tum ho..
Hawaaon mein tum ho..
Bahaaron mein tum ho..
Ghataaon mein tum ho..
Dhoop mein tum ho..
Chaaon mein tum ho..
Sach hi suna tha..
Shaitaani Aatma ka koi thikaana nahi hota.

20

Hindi

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Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

20

English

Just imagine life without girls..
Empty streets, silent markets
no crime, police at rest
no sms, mobile companies in losses
no flowers, no perfumes, no valentines
no suicides, no travelling
all the boys straight to Heaven ..

51

English |

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

10

English |

Birds + sky = lovely day
Forest + Animal = nature's gifts
Stars + Night = romantic night
You + Your Smile = Hai rabba..tussi v na bas, daraa hi dende ho.

61

Punjabi

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Open with Love
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai
wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaaye
wahi Love " id="link9" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke 3 akshar
3 Golden Words
"Sudhar Ja Naalayak.."

10

Hindi |

A scientist cannot be a president but Kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile , but u mere lal..
mind blowing..u did it..

00

English

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.

73

Hindi

We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."

31

Hindi |

Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..

21

Hindi |

DL9CN5875
DL08AS7724
DL03AA2305
DL08EE0026
HR011A0900
PB05AD2001
CH03AA5432
Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.

41

Hindi

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